Wednesday, April 2, 2008

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"Call me Ishmael." The Famous line that is known round the world to start the epic adventure of Ishmael the whaler and his friend Queequeg. People include it in comedies dynastic tragedies(no idea if thats actually something BUT MANNNN DOES IT SOUND COOL!) and many other types of stories. It's a line that depicts the beginning of a long sitting, for example when in fairy odd parents(a show on nickelodeon kids network) the principle goes to use the bathroom she sits down with a book while loh! and behold its Moby Dick. Cultural vocab has included it to reach a wide variety of things where the people look at an epic saga that the person has to go through or an epic tale of epic tellingness.

The ship names(insert names here), tell of the way people base their judgements off the cover of the works. Ishmael doesn't like the way something sounds and so he decides to goto the next ship. The familiar saying don't judge a book by its cover would have been a welcome sight to him should he had known it. When he came onto the ship (name here) he saw the whale bone tent in the center and declared that it was something a proof of the ships success, for if they had enough money to just keep the ivory of the whale lying around then surely it would be a ship of profit.

Two pots. "Clam or Cod?" Two major desicions there. You could be wanting some good old fashioned clam or some robust cod. Ishmael decides the crowd favorite and goes for clam but wanting to test the cooks he goes up to the kitchen and yells "Cod!" and two steaming bowls of Cod are placed infront of him. (battery is dead)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008